Dear Nathan Fillion, My name is Fred Wood, and I host a comedy podcast called "The Bancast", which is an opportunity for my friends and me to air some of our opinions and answer people's queries in an entertaining fashion. Levi, Ted and I are all incredibly big fans of your work, from your appearances in Buffy to your crime solvery in Castle, and to your stoic leadership role in Halo 3: ODST. I know this is a massive shot in the dark, but we need an opening/closing spiel for our show, to let newcomers know what's up when they start to tune in, and we were desperately hoping that you might take a minute from your undoubtedly insanely busy schedule to record these lines for us. If not, I think I speak for all of us when I say we completely understand. But nothing ventured, nothing gained, so here we are, asking anyways. You can hit me back via Twitter (@ThatsMyTrunks) or via e-mail (TheBancast@gmail.com). I hope to hear back, even if it's a no. -Fred Wood www.TheBancast.com ------------------------------------- The Lines ------------------------------------- Opening: "The Bancast is a comedy show geared towards mature, responsible adults. That said, don't do any of the things they tell you to. The Bancasters are not responsible for the ignorant and often offensive words that may come from their mouths, actions performed by BanFans following their leaders blindly, and the overall quality of the show." Closing: "This has been another episode of The Bancast. Questions, content, and anything else can be sent to TheBancast@gmail.com, or by visiting TheBancast.com. Thanks for tuning in, and see you next time." note: You're more than welcome to add or subtract anything you want from these lines, if you decide to do them. ------------------------------------- Everyone else: ------------------------------------- I'm glad you've taken a minute to at least skim through the text file and see what this is about. My aim is of course not to bother Nathan Fillion with an onslaught of tweets, but as far as I know, twitter's the only way for a fan to get ahold of him. So, if you'd like to further the cause (and honestly, it's not a travesty if you don't, simply tweet at @NathanFillion with this link ( http://tinyurl.com/NF-Bancast ), and any words of encouragement with it. If you have a more direct line to him, please contact me at TheBancast@gmail.com. Thanks guys, and god speed. Note: Please don't retweet. I don't think those will show up.