------DJive-------------------------------------------------- DJive|TF2Maps.net: so... has anyone done elephant tranq's? DJive|TF2Maps.net: would you reccommend me getting shot up? -------Nine-------------------------------------------------- Nineaxis: Bad Youme, Bad Youme Nineaxis gets out the whipping stick Westerhound: when did nine enter? Nineaxis: when I saw the axis spotlight in the sky, I put on my superhero suit and got in the axismobile and drove from the ninecave Nineaxis: what, your pee doesn't sparkle? Nineaxis: shit, maybe I should call the doctor Moose the Pyro: You're a vampire, nine. Rexy: it would be so much fun to have sparkly pee Nineaxis: Vampire? That means I'm a sexy beast like Edward Nineaxis takes off shirt Nineaxis goes off to sleep at night in a very nonvampirical way Nineaxis left chat. ------Shmitz------------------------------------------------- Shmitz: they may not like idling, but they're not going to do anything as long as you're still using their software ------Snark-------------------------------------------------- A Boojum Snark: But when the cliffs sing to the fish then you get pies made of hope. A Boojum Snark: So who knows. A Boojum Snark: Maybe we're all pandas. Nineaxis: source sdk idling? :P Penguin: We should take his entities for idling A Boojum Snark: You cannot take them. A Boojum Snark: I do not own them. They are not mine. A Boojum Snark: I earned their love by caressing them sweetly. They willingly flock to me. They love how I touch them. A Boojum Snark: I'm always handing out entity hax. A Boojum Snark: I'm like a drug dealer. A Boojum Snark: People come to me in private A Boojum Snark: and ask me for the good stuff TMP: I can attest though TMP: Some guys are smoking. A Boojum Snark: Yeah A Boojum Snark: and they'll get lung cancer cause of it The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: MISSION ENDS IN TEN SECONDS The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 9 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 8 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 7 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 6 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 5 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 4 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 3 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 2 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: 1 The Announcer [TF2Maps.net]: VICTORY A Boojum Snark: You are so lucky I can't ban you. A Boojum Snark: You stupid shit. [This is ZPQ during the Dario Visit where we had 40+ in chat. Lots of spam] A Boojum Snark: Hey Aly! Aly: Hey Booj A Boojum Snark: I know what you should name your next map! A Boojum Snark: What kind of map would you like to make next, Aly? Aly: Payload. A Boojum Snark: pl_alley ------Youme-------------------------------------------------- nNn| Littleedge: "Any male that knows the basics of a modeling program has at least once in his life started or completed modeling boobs." Youme: its true D: Icy Mouse|TYRANT'S HELM IS MINE entered chat. Icy Mouse|TYRANT'S HELM IS MINE: Finally home :D The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by Icy Mouse|TYRANT'S HELM IS MINE. Icy Mouse|TYRANT'S HELM IS MINE: whoops The chat room has been set to all-users chat by by Icy Mouse|TYRANT'S HELM IS MINE ------Group Efforts------------------------------------------ A Boojum Snark: Snark's pet peeve #56: people spamming "their time" as if it means anything when nobody requested it. Nineaxis: Nineaxis' Pet Peeve #5586: People talking about their pet peeves Littleedge: Littleedge's Pet Peeve #9001: People talking about how one of their pet peeves are people talking about their pet peeves. The Political Gamer: Political Pet Peeve #731982738712893 Spamers Chrono | :O: Chrono's Pet Peeve #1332: Parents signing up chrono for stupid religous shit he doesn't care to be associated with Epicness - ScJA Owlruler PDJ: Owl's Pet Peeve #1: People Avoid: void's pet peeve #14: shut the fuck up You have entered chat. You have a nice day You have left chat. Matt | TF2M: Err TMP: that was actually really friendly Littleedge: Huh Littleedge: That's...different Littleedge: StoneFrog: Seba-079 | TF2M: Voidles: professionals have standards Littleedge [Soldier]: Be polite supersandvich: have a plan to meet everyone you meet Penguin | TF2M.net: be efficient supersandvich: have a plan to eat everyone you meet SlayerBlitz: have a plan to meet everyone you kill Littleedge [Soldier]: have a plan to beat everyone you eat Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to kill everyone you eat Shmitz: have a plan to eat everyone you meat supersandvich: have a plan to meet everyone you eat SlayerBlitz: meet you everyone kill to plan a have Voidles: have a plan to beat everyone you feet supersandvich: kill a plan to meet everyone Nerdboy: Have a kill to meet everyone you plan Littleedge [Soldier]: You feet have a plan to meet everyone SlayerBlitz: have a plan to eat every meat you meet Penguin | TF2M.net: Meet a plan to kill everyone you have supersandvich: plan to kill everyone Voidles: have an efficient plan to politely kill everyone Penguin | TF2M.net: ...you meet Nerdboy: Have a have to have everyone you have Shmitz: have a one to meet every plan you kill supersandvich: kill everyone you meet Snacks: eat everyone you meet SlayerBlitz: everyone a everyone to everyone have you everyone Moose the Pyro: Have an efficient plan to meet everyone you kill. Nerdboy: Plan to kill everyone you have to meet Penguin | TF2M.net: have a plan to sleep with everyone you meet supersandvich: meet a plan to kill everyone SlayerBlitz: have a plan to meet with everyone you sleep Voidles: have a plan to *bleep* us Penguin | TF2M.net: Meet the Plan to Kill Shmitz: have a Super to Nerdboy every Penguin you Littleedge Snacks: everyone you kill is a plan to eat supersandvich: have a plan to end everything you started Nerdboy: Have eat a plan to meet everyone you Moose the Pyro: AND NOW HE'S HERE TO HAVE A PLAN TO BE EFFICIENT, POLITE, AND MEET US. Voidles: have a plan to INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IN THE BASE Nerdboy: You have to plan to meet everyone you kill Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to finish everything you meet Snacks: Have a finnish plan to eat meat Nerdboy: Plan a have to meet everyone you kill Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to eat every finnish meat you cook Nerdboy: Have a car to drive to everyone you meet Nerdboy: Have a meet to kill everyone you plan Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to say everything someone else already had a plan to say Shmitz: don't have a cow Penguin | TF2M.net: have a cow to kill everyrone you meat Bock: have a plan to outsmart boolet Shmitz: (have a wood cutout) SlayerBlitz: have a red spy in the base Moose the Pyro: Have a good job, meet 2 people left on the planet, be polite, have a plan to hurt people. ------Aly---------------------------------------------------- Littleedge: She had sex with one guy and two other girls. Aly: No fair Aly: I apparently lost my virginity to Ayes NovaSilisko: do you have chest hair in the shape of austrailia Aly does ------Ayes--------------------------------------------------- AyesDyef: I love Menderza Littleedge: You want in his pants, right? Menderza: hell yeah AyesDyef: Menderza doesn't wear pants. Menderza: um Menderza: :0 AyesDyef: Not when I'm here AyesDyef: ;D Menderza: :O ------Chrono------------------------------------------------- Chrono | TF2M: if it isn't broken... TF2Maps.net | Locutus disconnected. Turkeynova| TF2maps disconnected. Nerdboy disconnected. Ravidge disconnected. Westerhound disconnected. FreeLance(^_-)FoX: Where's Dario, btw? A Boojum Snark: Washington Chrono: i thought he was in seattle ------Beatz-------------------------------------------------- 1:56 PM - Matt: Derp has one. It's nice 1:56 PM - Matt: Its also way bigger than mine /jealousy 1:56 PM - DaBeatzProject: i have one too, it's perfect for what i use it for :p ------Littleedge--------------------------------------------- Voideus Mann: Oooh uh, warning on the webpage Voideus Mann: A few hentai ads Voideus Mann: :s Littleedge: ... Littleedge: LOAD, FIREFOX Littleedge: HURRY ------Matt--------------------------------------------------- Matt: There was a dude who flipped his fully loaded trailer off a bridge near here, fell 200 feet an died Matt: And so my dad calculated how long he had (2.5sec) to say "oh shit" as he went over Penguin: awesome Mott: Oh god I saw the trailer for new moon Mott: EVERYONE (the guys) ENDED UP WITHOUT THEIR SHIRTS OFF Mott: Why couldn't they be fair and take some girls shirts off atleast Matt: Alright. I've fixed pl_mott, time to test. http://i48.tinypic.com/2vxoyg1.png Matt: Gonna roll out RC tomorrow Littleedge: NO! You need health packs in trees first! Littleedge: What the hell are you thinking, Matt!? Littleedge: How can you possibly call your self a mapper! Matt: kfixed http://i49.tinypic.com/5xpjsp.png A Boojum Snark: should I put a gameday on the 26th or 27th? A Boojum Snark: my 'pattern' would put it on the 26th Matt | Not pl_mott: 27th is the day right? A Boojum Snark: I have no idea what you are talking about matt Matt | Not pl_mott: I think you'd have enough non-american members who might be able to make it -- You just have to find a host Matt | Not pl_mott: Christmas Eve is the 26th right A Boojum Snark: ... A Boojum Snark: Christmas is on the 25th. A Boojum Snark: and it has been A Boojum Snark: for like 500 years Matt | Not pl_mott: rofl Matt | Not pl_mott: whoops ------Muffin------------------------------------------------- Muffin Man: Good evening. Matt | TF2M: :0 Muffin Man: ug Muffin Man: My attempt to communicate with the creatures of the TF2Maps chat have so far been unsuccessful, save for a surpised look by one of its tribe members. Matt | TF2M: :0 Matt | TF2M: 0: }A{ Elected Owls, Ignite!: :D Chrono pokes Matt | TF2M: <("<) Chrono speaks tribal dialect undecipherable to muffinman Matt | TF2M: (>")> Matt | TF2M: (>")><("<) Muffin Man: I am now seeing friendly looks on some of the animals, it appears my attempt to speak in their native tongue has shown results. Muffin Man: ug! Muffin Man: people* >_> Matt | TF2M: (^'-'^) taD rulerOwl: uggah ugah ug Muffin Man: Very interesting. Muffin Man: I must return to the lab at once. Nineaxis: I'll do something cool Muffin Man: Well I'll do something RAD! 10:27 AM - nrd: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10:29 AM - Muffin: None, they can't really get into the lightbulb in order to screw in it ------Nerdboy------------------------------------------------ Penguin | Blue Blur: Nerdboy is awesome Nerdboy: ^ Voidka: v Nerdboy: Nerdboy is awesome Nerdboy: God has no coffeetables to smash Nerdboy: Instead he throws chairs at a large grid of natural disasters cross sectioned with locations Nerdboy: California just happens to be closest Nerdboy: But he's been working out so he can finally hit Haiti Nerdboy: I assume the silence either means everyone has reported me to the local authorities or have been rendered unconcious with laughter 8:43 PM - Nerdboy: I just looove to put meat in my mout ------Owl---------------------------------------------------- =RCD= Psy: 32 people in chat grazr: no, 33 Dat Owlruler: only 101 or so actually chatting ------Penguin------------------------------------------------ Littleedge: Penguin has a girlfriend? Littleedge: Is she a penguin like you? Penguin: nope Penguin: complete opposite Matt: She's a uh Matt: Toucan? Littleedge: She's a...mammal that can fly-- A BAT!? Ravidge: flying desert animal then... vulture? Penguin: u guise r so meen Penguin: Stop shattering my dreams, Boojam Penguin cries A Crying Shame entered chat. Littleedge [CP/NoG]: I've always wanted to use the word antidisestablishmentarianism in conversation Littleedge [CP/NoG]: But nobody ever talks about such things D: Penguin | TF2Maps.net: Wait Penguin | TF2Maps.net: Isn't that just ESTABLISHMENTARIANISM? Littleedge [CP/NoG]: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/antidisestablishmentarianism Littleedge [CP/NoG]: No penguin Penguin | TF2Maps.net: DOUBLE NEGATIVE MINDFUCK Penguin | TF2Maps.net: ASDF Penguin | TF2Maps.net left chat. 1:15 PM - weapon_penguin: but my lady is sucking me dry ------Rexy--------------------------------------------------- Fiarbot | Need a light?: Anyone else sleep in a t-shirt and jeans? Rexy: t-shirt maybe, not jeans. Rexy: too constricting. I've done it before. Rexy: If there's a girl involved, there's no clothing whatsoever Rexy: I won't allow it Fiarbot | Need a light?: I'm here :3 Voidka: Yeah, grope matt Rexy: I can't live without you, matt Rexy: I'm going to do that to my first born son Rexy: when he's having problems learning to walk Rexy: I'll kick that little shit ------StoneFrog---------------------------------------------- StoneFrog: guys StoneFrog: find a sexy image of copper (hammered into a sheet or something, not the ore) for me Littleedge: http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/33000180/Images/3/8453COPPER_1.JPG Littleedge: Sexy copper Littleedge: Marry Christmas StoneFrog: get out. Littleedge left chat. ------Supertoaster------------------------------------------- Voideus Mann: He pisses through his butt apparently supertoaster is credit to team: i thought that was normal ------TMP---------------------------------------------------- TMP: I don't rgubj urs a orivken TMP: err TMP: I dont think its a problem ------Tom Cruise--------------------------------------------- Tom Cruise: We should do Hammer Pumpkin Carving :3 [Later]Tom Cruise: Happy Halloween :3 http://www.laughingelfman.com/backup/images/SS-2009.10.29-19.49.27.jpg ------Void--------------------------------------------------- Ghostvoid: If they inflate SWATY's ego even more, he'll lift off and go flying around Colorado and cause a widespread panic, only to land and have no trace of a brain found, and later revealed that it was stashed in SWATY's attic. Matt - 3 Hats: Why did I read your name as Community Fag, void? Voideus Mann [Community FAN]: maybe cause I am Voideus Mann: I have small testicles and am infertile Voidka: Have fun, [Matt and Rexy] Voidka: don't get too fiesty Voidka: and remember Voidka: no glove, no love